What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Dr No

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

-J W Pepper

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is your age now, and what age do you prefer to stay at forever?

Moonraker

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why does my vagina smell sort of fishy/musty days after sex when my boyfriend ejaculates in me? There isn’t any itching or burning when urinating, so I don't think I have BV. It just doesn't smell like me.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Live and Let Die

Goldfinger

Overthinking is killing me day-by-day. What should I do?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

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A View to a Kill

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

You Only Live Twice

From Russia With Love

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.